The new crackhead

The other day I heard one of my students called another kid a "Fissure Head."

"What? What is a 'Fissure Head'?" I asked.

"Mrs. Freeman, what does fissure mean?" was the dubious reply.

"A break?" I replied.

"Or a CRACK!" he said. "And that kid is a total Fissure head."

At least they are using new vocabulary words.

New Slang brought to you by middle school kids who clearly have way too much time and creativity and intelligence than anyone gives them credit for.